meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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"Okay fine. I shouldn’t have said that I would let that creep eat all your splinters. You’re very special to me and I value our friendship. Happy now?" "I am groot." "And I’m sorry that I put you in my mouth. I can see why that may humiliate you." Rocket Raccoon #2

(Source: blackwidov)

guy1: Hey bro, wanna bruhddle?

guy2: You mean cuddle? No, man that's gay.

guy1: No bro it's bruhddling. It's cuddling for men, totally not gay.

guy2: bro